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Get into your jammies, and get ready TO SLEEP as we are discussing SLEEPWALKING MURDERS !
Sleepwalking is a bizarre sleep disorder in which sufferers can find themselves performing daily routines and rituals in their sleep. Some examples are doing yardwork, raiding the fridge, making phone calls, and in some extreme cases, leaving the house altogether.
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” Sleepwalking Murders ” – Episode Credits
Hosted By Mark Tauriello, Jen Wilson, & Marc Bluestein.
Original Episode Story & Concept By Jen Wilson.
Show Notes By Jen Wilson
Episode Production By Marc Bluestein
” Sleepwalking Murders ” – Show Notes
Question:
What is the most bizarre thing you have ever done in your sleep?
Sleepwalking- A bizarre sleep disorder in which sufferers can find themselves performing daily routines and rituals in their sleep. Some examples are doing yardwork, raiding the fridge, making phone calls, and in some extreme cases, leaving the house altogether.
Sleep walkers usually don’t have any recollection of their actions and can go unnoticed for some time.
Some common cases of sleep walking include- sleep deprivation, emotional problems, increased stress, and fever or sickness.
I want everyone to get in their jammies, and get ready TO SLEEP as we are discussing SLEEPWALKING MURDERS !
Now I have a handful of stories and am going to just get to the nitty gritty of it because this is Bizarre Buffet, am I right ?
JULES LOWE
From Manchester England was acquitted on murder charges in March 2005 due to be diagnosed with insane automatism (which is the performance of actions without conscious thought or intention). He killed his 82 year old father while
sleepwalking. Numerous tests determined that this episode did not stem from any substance abuse as he had problems with alcohol in the past. He was placed in a psychiatric institution after his acquitted.
SCOTT FALATER
In January 1997, Scott of Phoenix Arizona, stabbed his wife Yarmila with a hunting knife. Though he did not deny killing Yarmila, Falater did claim he was “sound asleep” while committing the crime, and thus he could not be held accountable for his actions.
BUT THINGS WEREN’T ALL SUNSHINE AND ROSES
The prosecution argued that Falater’s marriage was not all wine and roses, as he claimed. It was theorized that Yarmila was considering leaving her husband because she did not share his passion for the Mormon faith and his desire to have more children. When her body was discovered, the prosecution stated that Yarmila was not wearing her wedding ring.
Despite attempting to establish Falater’s history of sleepwalking (which was spotty at best), the jury found him guilty on all charges in 1999.
Now I am taking you back to 1845 to a man named…..
ALBERT TIRRELL
On October 27, 1845 Albert walked into a Boston brothel to see sex worker Maria Ann Bickford . He was in a jealous rage over Maria taking on another customer, he cut Maria’s throat open and set fire to 3 rooms in the establishment. A year later Albie was a free man and the jury reached a not guilty verdict. His defense lawyers successfully argued that Tirrell was a chronic sleepwalker, and he had committed his horrendous crime during just such an episode. Whether or not this was actually true, we will likely never know. This was America’s first ever sleepwalking defense.
IVY CONGDON
In August of 1950, Ivy Congdon of Carnegie, Australia murdered her daughter while sleepwalking.
Now Ivy had a history of acting out her nightmares in her sleep. One example of this includes a time when she dreamt of red spiders attacking her daughter. She was brushing her daughter’s body while sleeping to rid her of the spiders.
After learning that her daughter might become a transport driver in the event Korea attacked Australia, Congdon dreamt of Korean soldiers attacking her house. To defend her home, Congdon counterattacked the soldiers with an axe – only to discover, to her utter horror, she had killed her own daughter in the process. The courts believed Congdon’s tale and set her free.
JOSEPH MITCHELL
In September 2010, Joseph Mitchell of Hillsborough NC put a Halloween mask over his face and strangled his four-year-old son, then attacked his teenaged son and daughter, though they survived the ordeal. The defense argued that Mitchell committed this crime while sleeping and that financial stress may have contributed to the financial episode.
The prosecution argued that Mitchell was a serial liar and that his crimes were premeditated. Though the jury sided with the defense and found Mitchell not guilty, many expressed the opinion that they didn’t actually believe Mitchell was sleepwalking, but they had no choice but to acquit based on the prosecution’s lack of concrete evidence otherwise.
Now this one is probably my favorite one that I have come across.
ANTONIO NIETO
From Malaga, Spain Antonio murdered his wife and mother in law with an axe and injured his daughter. He wound up being disarmed by his son who was also injured. His children told the police that Antonio called them both by name and said to not turn on the lights because their mom was asleep.
BUT THIS IS WHERE IT GETS BIZARRE
Antonio recalls a different story. He recalls being asleep at the time of the killings. He was asleep and dreaming that he was defending himself from a pack of aggressive ostriches. This outlandish story did not free Antonio, but proved he was
thoroughly out of his mind. He was sentenced to 10 years in a mental facility and lost custody of his children. The court also stated that he keep 1000 feet away from them at all time.
So there you have it ! Sleepwalking murders. So I am curious your thoughts on this. Do you think using sleepwalking as a defense is a cop out ?
” Sleepwalking Murders” – Episode Transcript
Sleepwalking Murders
Episode Transcript
JEN WILSON : If you were with us last week, you will now see that the bunny is almost gone.
MARK TAURIELLO: Half eaten.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah. Yeah, he is.
JEN WILSON: Still hopping though!
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah, listen…He can still do his thing. He’s got feet now.
JEN WILSON : He does, he still can hop.
MARK TAURIELLO: Our friends gave us a Easter Bunny thats made out of chocolate.
JEN WILSON: I’m so glad that its hollow on the inside.
MARC BLUESTEIN: We were having a discussion about how we have a displeasure for the solid figurine candies.
JEN WILSON: Yeah, no…You want the hollow inside.
(YEAH)
MARC BLUESTEIN: But, I’ll tell you a funny story before we get started. So, one Christmas at some point in time, I had a hollow chocolate Santa and I had fallen asleep with it on the bed..
MARK TAURIELLO: Oh God!
JEN WILSON: Were you a child ?
MARC BLUESTEIN: I mean…I wish I could say that, but I think I was older…
(LAUGHTER)
JEN WILSON: You were an adult?
MARC BLUESTEIN Yeah, I unfortunately was an adult who fell asleep with a chocolate, hollow Santa, in bed. And I woke up, and as you could imagine it was quite the mess. I was really kind of concerned that…You know…Do I really have to go into detail there ?
But I was like “ Oh. Thank God it was the Santa”. Oh my God…I was concerned.
MARK TAURIELLO: You thought you dookied in your bed.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah, yeah I did!
JEN WILSON: But it was Santa Claus.
MARC BLUESTEIN: But then I licked the bed and I realized it was the chocolate.
(LAUGHTER)
JEN WILSON: Ooooohhhh!
MARK TAURIELLO: It happens!
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah, it does. That’s my chocolate Santa story.
JEN WILSON: I love it.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Thank you!
JEN WILSON: Well, it kind of Segway’s. Bed…And Santa…
MARC BLUESTEIN: I mean, if we should state the obvious..Jen is…
JEN WILSON: I’m actually serving a look tonight .
MARK TAURIELLO: Yes !
JEN WILSON: For this episode. If you are watching, I actually have my little hair turban on that I usually use when I get out of the shower. And I have a little robe on!
MARC BLUESTEIN: I love that !
MARK TAURIELLO: It’s pretty!
MARC BLUESTEIN: It is!
JEN WILSON: I thought it was fitting for tonights topic.
MARK TAURIELLO: Its like a pink floral motif with green leaves.
JEN WILSON: It’s a Kimono, its like a little Kimono.
MARK TAURIELLO: I’m getting like…Golden Girls wallpaper.
JEN WILSON: Yeah!
(SINGS) “ Thank you for being a frienddddd!”
MARK TAURIELLO: And I mean that in the best way.
JEN WILSON: RIP Betty White.
My question tonight for the both of you is: What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve ever done in your sleep?
(LOOKING AT MARC)
I mean, you…
MARC BLUESTEIN: OH MY GOD! WHAT? THIS IS FUCKING BIZARRE.
Literally…
Everyone listening, I swear to you…I had NO FUCKING CLUE that was Jen’s question for tonights episode, so thats ONE…Right there.
MARK TAURIELLO: That’s bizarre.
MARC BLUESTEIN: It is !
JEN WILSON: Falling asleep with chocolate Santa.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I’m a psychic!
JEN WILSON: Licking up the chocolate that you thought could possibly be poop.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah! Exactly! You gotta test it! You gotta find out !
I am an avid sleep talker.
JEN WILSON: Okay.
MARK TAURIELLO: He is.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah. I allegedly say some very clear and precise things when I sleep….Which is odd. I feel like I have other stories too, but..
JEN WILSON: Jerry does that too.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh really ?
JEN WILSON: We’ll have a conversation and he’ll not even remember it.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah. I couldn’t tell you anything that I’ve said, so I believe it…Which is scary.
JEN WILSON: And it sounds like he’s coherent.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah! Yeah.
JEN WILSON: What about you, Mark?
MARK TAURIELLO: Well…When I was like..5. I was asleep and I slept walked into our pantry at the house. And I pulled my pants down and took my little winkie out and peed own the wall.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh!
JEN WILSON: In the pantry?
MARK TAURIELLO: In the pantry.
MARC BLUESTEIN: YOU’RE A SLEEPWALKER!?
MARK TAURIELLO: No ! Just that one time!
MARC BLUESTEIN: I’m concerned….
MARK TAURIELLO: But, yeah. I slept walked into the pantry and peed…On the wall.
(LAUGHTER)
MARC BLUESTEIN: Jen, you really got a question tonight that we can all answer easily!
JEN WILSON: I KNOW! I know.
I’ve done a lot of weird things in my sleep. Something a little more recent..Apparently, according to Jerry, I’ve been falling asleep in Yoga poses?
(LAUGHTER)
MARC BLUESTEIN: No, shut up!
(LAUGHTER)
JEN WILSON: Apparently I’ve been sleeping in different Yoga poses.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Stop it!
JEN WILSON: Probably a month or so ago…We always have those Ghiardeli chocolate squares.
MARC BLUESTEIN: OH I LOVE THOSE!
MARK TAURIELLO: Which ones are those?
JEN WILSON: They’re like the little squares.
MARK TAURIELLO: OH! Yes!
MARC BLUESTEIN: They have the little Raspberry ones. Those are so fucking good.
MARK TAURIELLO: Yes! Took me a minute.
MARC BLUESTEIN: AND WE’RE EATING CHOCOLATE! What kind of witchery are you doing!?
JEN WILSON: Remember, I am a witch.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I love it, we all are.
JEN WILSON: He allegedly came into the room with two Ghiaredeli squares, and asked me if I wanted one. I was like, sleeping, and I said “ NO!!!”.
(LAUGHTER)
He said that within five minutes, I walked out, came back…And he just heard ( IMITATES CHEWING NOISES)
(LAUGHTER)
And he was like…
MARC BLUESTEIN: “ I thought you didn’t want one…”
JEN WILSON: “ Did you just eat a chocolate ? “
And I was like.. “ Mhm.”
MARK TAURIELLO: Wait! You were asleep?
JEN WILSON: I was asleep!
(LAUGHTER)
MARC BLUESTEIN: OH MY GOD !….You sleep walking folk scare me. I don’t know….
JEN WILSON: So, I want you guys to get into your jammies..
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh! I’m gonna unrobe…
JEN WILSON: Because I want you to get ready to go to sleep because tonight were discussing sleepwalking murders.
MARC BLUESTEIN: OH MY GOD!!!! THEY’RE INNOCENT ! No…I don’t know.
(LAUGHTER)
MARK TAURIELLO: Oh, I’m thrilled!
MARC BLUESTEIN: Me too!
(LAUGHTER)
JEN WILSON: As we all know, Sleepwalking is a bizarre sleep disorder in which sufferers can find themselves performing daily routines and rituals in their sleep.
Some examples are doing yard work, raiding the refrigerator…Like me, with the Ghiardelhi chocolate squares.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah, that you refused, then went and ate in your sleep.
JEN WILSON: Exactly!…..Making phone calls. In some really extreme cases, leaving the house all together.
MARC BLUESTEIN: That is fucking scary.
JEN WILSON: Mhm. They usually don’t have any recollection of what they door what their actions are, and it can go unnoticed for some time.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Okay.
JEN WILSON: Some common cases of sleep walking include- sleep deprivation, emotional problems, increased stress, and fever or sickness.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I think I have most of those.
So, I have a handful of stories that I’m just going to get to the nitty gritty of with you guys.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I cant wait…
JEN WILSON: Because this is Bizarre Buffet, right ?
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah! We give it to ya raw doggin’.
JEN WILSON: RAW DOGGIN! I’m just gonna get to those facts!
MARK TAURIELLO: All you can eat …Sleep.
MARC BLUESTEIN: All you can eat in your sleep.
JEN WILSON: Sleep and eat.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah. And murder…Apparently.
JEN WILSON: And murder. Sleep, eat, murder.
MARK TAURIELLO: Murder.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Sleep, eat, murder! That should be on a TJ Maxx sign.
JEN WILSON: That should be on a shirt that we make..
MARK TAURIELLO: Collaborate.
MARC BLUESTEIN: ( GASP) GREAT IDEA!
JEN WILSON: Right?
MARC BLUESTEIN: Let us know if you want one. Tell us.
JEN WILSON: SO! Our first sleep walker is Jules Lowe from Manchester, England.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Okay.
JEN WILSON: And was acquitted on murder charges in 2005. Due to be diagnosed with Insane Sleepwalking.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Insane Sleepwalking?
JEN WILSON: Mhm.
He killed his 82 year old father while sleepwalking.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh boy…
JEN WILSON: Numerous tests determined that this episode did not stem from any substance abuse, as he did have issues with alcohol in the past.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Okay.
JEN WILSON: But, he was placed in a psychiatric ward after he was acquitted.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh, wow…Okay. So he got away with sleepwalk murder?
JEN WILSON: He did!
MARC BLUESTEIN: OH SHIT.
JEN WILSON: But then we’re gonna jump to this man named Scott Falater. And in January of 1997…Our last episode, Berlin, Germany!
MARC BLUESTEIN: I don’t know whats happening here!
JEN WILSON: The Same Height Party!
MARK TAURIELLO: The Same Height Party, 1997.
MARC BLUESTEIN: These weird coincidence’s are freaking me out, man!
JEN WILSON: I know.
Scott of Phoenix Arizona, stabbed his wife Yarmila with a hunting knife. Though he did not deny killing Yarmila, Falater did claim he was “sound asleep” while committing the crime, and thus he could not be held accountable for his actions.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I mean…
JEN WILSON: BUT THINGS WEREN’T ALL SUNSHINE AND ROSES
MARC BLUESTEIN: OH GOD!
JEN WILSON: The prosecution argued that Falater’s marriage was not all wine and roses, as he claimed. It was theorized that Yarmila was considering leaving her husband because she did not share his passion for the Mormon faith and his desire to have more children.
MARC BLUESTEIN: This isn’t the first time there’s been murder in Mormon Paradise.
MARK TAURIELLO: Well, good for her for putting her foot down.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah!
JEN WILSON: Exactly! I agree with that.
But when her body was discovered, the prosecution stated that Yarmila was not wearing her wedding ring.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh..Weird.
JEN WILSON: Despite attempting to establish Falater’s history of sleepwalking, the jury found him guilty on all charges in 1999.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh boyyy…So it did not work in this case.
JEN WILSON: It did not work in this case.
Now I am taking you back to 1845 to a man named…..Albert Tirrell.
MARC BLUESTEIN: ALBERT TIRRELL, 1845!!!
JEN WILSON: On October 27, 1845 Albert walked into a Boston brothel to see sex worker Maria Ann Bickford . He was in a jealous rage over Maria taking on another customer, he cut Maria’s throat open..
MARK TAURIELLO: OH!
JEN WILSON: And set fire to 3 rooms in the establishment.
MARC BLUESTEIN: WHAT A RUDE FUCKER!!!
JEN WILSON: Mhm.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Asshole.
JEN WILSON: A year later Albie was a free man and the jury reached a not guilty verdict. His defense lawyers successfully argued that Tirrell was a chronic sleepwalker, and he had committed his horrendous crime during just such an episode. Whether or not this was actually true, we will likely never know. This was America’s first ever sleepwalking defense.
MARK TAURIELLO: In the 1800’s..
JEN WILSON: 1845, yep .
MARC BLUESTEIN: WOW!
JEN WILSON: Next we have Ivy Congdon.
In August of 1950, Ivy Congdon of Carnegie, Australia murdered her daughter while sleepwalking. Now Ivy had a history of acting out her nightmares in her sleep. Like, actually physically acting them out.
So an example of an incident was a time when she dreamt that red spiders attacking her daughter.
MARK TAURIELLO: Oh….
JEN WILSON: She was actually brushing her daughter’s body while sleeping to rid her of the spiders.
MARK TAURIELLO: I thought you were gonna say that she acted like a red spider and crawled on her.
(LAUGHTER)
JEN WILSON: NO! I WISH! Right ?
MARC BLUESTEIN: Wow..I mean..That would be a moment.
(LAUGHTER)
MARK TAURIELLO: Oh God…
JEN WILSON: After learning that her daughter might become a transport driver in the event Korea attacked Australia, she dreamt of Korean soldiers attacking her house.
To defend her home, Congdon counterattacked the soldiers with an axe – only to discover, to her utter horror, she had killed her own daughter in the process.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Woops!
JEN WILSON: The courts did believe Ivy’s tale and did set her free.
MARK TAURIELLO: Wow…She must have had a good lawyer.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah…
JEN WILSON: Probably..
MARK TAURIELLO: I’m sure you can actually sleepwalk and kill someone.
JEN WILSON: Oh my God, yeah. I whole heartedly believe that.
MARK TAURIELLO: I believe it.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Have you ever taken Ambien? Either one of you?
JEN WILSON: No. I’m really scared to, because I heard it can fuck with you really bad. Like I’ve heard of people actually sleepwalking…
MARC BLUESTEIN: And walking into traffic.
MARK TAURIELLO: Mmmm…
MARC BLUESTEIN: It’s like..If you don’t have a sleepwalking disorder, you could develop one..WHILE ON IT.
JEN WILSON: Yeah, I’m good.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah. Not good times.
JEN WILSON: No thank you.
Then we have Joseph Mitchell.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Hey Joey.
JEN WILSON: Of Hillsborough NC: put a Halloween mask over his face and strangled his four-year-old son, then attacked his teenaged son and daughter, though they survived the ordeal. The defense argued that Mitchell committed this crime while sleeping and that financial stress may have contributed to the financial episode.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh, okay…
JEN WILSON: The prosecution argued that Mitchell was a serial liar and that his crimes were premeditated. Though the jury sided with the defense and found him not guilty…
MARK TAURIELLO: Oh, come on !
JEN WILSON: Many expressed the opinion that they didn’t actually believe he was sleepwalking, but they had no choice but to acquit based on the prosecution’s lack of concrete evidence otherwise.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh boy…
MARK TAURIELLO: I mean, HE PUT THE MASK ON! I feel like that is…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah…
JEN WILSON: EXACTLY! YOU PUT A FUCKING MASK ON!
MARK TAURIELLO: I wonder what kind of Halloween mask it was…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Michael Myers.
JEN WILSON: …A clown.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh!…That’d be cool…
MARK TAURIELLO: I’m gonna say it was probably like..Frankenstein.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I’m going to think it was one of those plastic one’s that you would get..
MARK TAURIELLO: Oh yeah..
MARC BLUESTEIN: The cheap one’s..Probably a clown like Jen said.
MARK TAURIELLO: The drawstring on the back..The elastic. That’s the word I’m looking for.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah!
JEN WILSON: With the elastic drawstrings.
OK, SO!…
This is probably my favorite story that I’ve come across.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Ooo, I cant waitttt!!
JEN WILSON: ANTONIO NIETO.
From Malaga, Spain. Antonio murdered his wife and mother in law with an axe and injured his daughter.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh boy…
JEN WILSON: He wound up being disarmed by his son who was also injured.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Okay..
JEN WILSON: His children told the police that Antonio called them both by name and said to not turn on the lights because their mom was asleep.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Oh…
JEN WILSON: So, he had this conversation with them. But this is where the whole thing gets fucking BIZARRE.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Okay..
JEN WILSON: Antonio recalls a different story. He recalls being asleep at the time of the killings. He was asleep and dreaming that he was defending himself from a pack of aggressive ostriches.
(LAUGHTER)
MARC BLUESTEIN: Just….Just, NO.
MARK TAURIELLO: Ostriches..
MARC BLUESTEIN: I’m done with him! I’m fucking done with him…Un-Uh….
(LAUGHTER)
Un-Uh…NO!
JEN WILSON: Imagine you just go to court and you’re like…
MARC BLUESTEIN: “ THE OSTRICHES!”
JEN WILSON: “ Yeah, but the Ostriches! They were attacking me!!”
MARC BLUESTEIN: “ They were fucking attacking me in my sleep !!!! “
Well..Mark WAS attacked by an Ostrich…
MARK TAURIELLO: Do you guys know my Ostrich story ?
JEN WILSON: No…
MARK TAURIELLO: Oh..A million years ago when I was a kid, I went to this place in New Jersey called Space Farms.
JEN WILSON: Yeah, Space-Farms!
MARK TAURIELLO: They had a few Ostriches. We were all kids, and we were all excited, so we were like, banging on the Ostrich fence..
JEN WILSON: Don’t tell me it escaped and kidnapped you….
(LAUGHTER)
MARK TAURIELLO: The Ostrich escaped…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Womb Raided him…
(LAUGHTER)
MARK TAURIELLO: The Ostrich literally escaped and chased after us kids. Serves us right for being assholes and pounding on the fence.
JEN WILSON: Well, yeah…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah. But the Ostrich was like, “ I’ll get you….”
MARK TAURIELLO: Yeah! And it ran out, and we all went “ Ahhhhhhh!!!!” , in a million directions..
THEY CAN ATTACK!
JEN WILSON: They CAN attack!
MARC BLUESTEIN: They can!
JEN WILSON: And although this ridiculous story did not free Antonie…It did prove that he was thoroughly out of his fucking mind.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah..
MARK TAURIELLO: Facts.
MARC BLUESTEIN: IF NOTHING ELSE!..FOR SURE!
JEN WILSON: He was sentenced to 10 years in a mental facility and lost custody of his children.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Probably for the best.
JEN WILSON: The court also stated that he keep 1000 feet away from them at all time.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Wow..Well, him and his Ostriches need to FUCK OFF.
JEN WILSON: Before we wrap it up, I actually have a follow-up question.
MARC BLUESTEIN: We love this…
JEN WILSON: Do you think using sleepwalking as a defense is a cop out ?
MARC BLUESTEIN: I…think that probably in 9% of the casses, yes. Do I think that there are some that may actually be real that have resulted..Like a Sleepwalking case that has resulted in death? I think it is within the REALM of possibility. I think it’s highly unlikely.
JEN WILSON: I mean out of all of these stories, I think the only one I can probably say “ Yes, she ACTUALLY was Sleepwalking”; was Ivy. The one from Australia.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah.
MARK TAURIELLO: AGREED.
JEN WILSON: That acted out different kinds of dreams…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah.
MARK TAURIELLO: Absolutely.
MARC BLUESTEIN: That one would be an example of where I could be like, “ Okay, I can get behind this. “ . I can see the possibility within.
MARK TAURIELLO: I agree with Marc. I think that probably 95% of it is bullshit.
JEN WILSON: Oh! For sure…
MARK TAURIELLO: And a cop out…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah.
MARK TAURIELLO: Like I said: I got up out of bed, walked down the steps, walking into the pantry, took my pants down, and peed…While Sleepwalking.
JEN WILSON: And theres plenty of more stories out there about Sleepwalking Murders, but these are just a handful that I thought were interesting..
MARK TAURIELLO: Imagine if you slept walked and murdered someone..What a mind fuck. What would you do ?
JEN WILSON: Well, yeah! It is a mind fuck. And I think too, its like..Imagine that you’re having a nightmare, and then you wake up with your hands covered in blood..
MARC BLUESTEIN: It’s one of those things where you never wanna find out if it is possible, I can tell you that much !
JEN WILSON: Absolutely not.
(LAUGHTER)
MARC BLUESTEIN: So thats my final thought with Jerry Springer.
Well, Jen! That was fascinating, fantastic content.
JEN WILSON: Well, you know..I came across this on Hulu one night…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Jen is actually Sleepwalking right now!
(LAUGHTER)
MARK TAURIELLO: IMAGINE?
JEN WILSON: Can you imagine?
MARC BLUESTEIN: You woke up and were like “ WHAT AM I DOING !?”
(LAUGHTER)
MARK TAURIELLO: She did the whole episode in her sleep!
(LAUGHTER)
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah!
JEN WILSON: I DID THE WHOLE THING IN MY SLEEP!
MARC BLUESTEIN: That would explain the outfit!!
(LAUGHTER)
JEN WILSON: I wont remember any of this tomorrow…
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah..Well..
JEN WILSON: I would love to know your thoughts on this. Do you think that people use Sleepwalking as a defense? To just get out of a murder that they were guilty of doing ?
MARC BLUESTEIN: Absolutely.
JEN WILSON: Or, do you think that people can actually murder people in their sleep?
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah! Or are you a Sleepwalker?
JEN WILSON: Are YOU a Sleepwalker?
MARC BLUESTEIN: Anyone that you know?
JEN WILSON: What is something bizarre that you’ve done in your sleep?
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah, absolutely. Let us know.
MARK TAURIELLO: I would love to hear from our audience !
MARC BLUESTEIN: I WOULD!
JEN WILSON: I would too!
MARC BLUESTEIN: I would too!
JEN WILSON: I feel like everybody has a bizarre sleep story that they can share.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I had Sleep Paralysis once. I didn’t see anything weird, but I can tell you its probably one of the most frightening experiences I’ve ever had ! Do you have Sleep Paralysis? Let me know! Let US know…
MARK TAURIELLO: Marc says I fart in my sleep, but I do not !
MARC BLUESTEIN: He does..he does.
JEN WILSON: EVERYBODY FARTS IN THEIR SLEEP!
MARC BLUESTEIN: I know! He doesn’t…Well, he believes it..He just doesn’t want to.
(LAUGHTER)
JEN WILSON: EVERYBODY FARTS IN THEIR SLEEP!
MARC BLUESTEIN: There’s a difference…
Exactly.
I sing Chaka Kahn in my sleep..No I don’t..I’m lying…
MARK TAURIELLO: You laugh sometimes when you’re sleeping and I’m happy for you.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Thank you!
MARK TAURIELLO: And I’m like, he’s having a good time.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Aw, that’s very sweet. Because Lord knows when I’m awake, most of the time its torture.
Well, that was amazing. I love it. I think it’s very on brand…
And with that being said, check us out on Patreon!
JEN WILSON: Please do.
MARC BLUESTEIN: YEAH! Support our Sleepwalking…And your’s too!
JEN WILSON: Mhm.
MARK TAURIELLO: And anyone listening, we have a YouTube channel, @BizarreBuffet.
MARC BLUESTEIN: We do!
MARK TAURIELLO: You can watch us in real time..
JEN WILSON: We’re waving at you.
MARC BLUESTEIN: HI!
JEN WILSON: You can actually see my hair turban and my little robe if you’re watching.
MARC BLUESTEIN: THATS RIGHT!
JEN WILSON: I had to dress up for the occasion.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I love it!
JEN WILSON: You’re always serving a look, Mark. I was like “ You know what !”
MARK TAURIELLO: I’m very proud!
MARC BLUESTEIN: I know.
JEN WILSON: Initially I was going to order an Adult Onesie, one with the animal hood and stuff!
(LAUGHTER)
MARC BLUESTEIN: Listen, if you were going to get that deep, I would expect us all to be participating !
JEN WILSON: Thats why I was like, I don’t want to be the odd, odd, odd, man out..
MARC BLUESTEIN: How funny would it be though, if you just showed up with onesies, and you were like “ Put these on, it’ll make sense later !” And then we’re just sitting here in onesies! Alright..We have ideas for the future.
JEN WILSON: The days gonna come where we’ll all be in the same outfit.
MARK TAURIELLO: Yeah.
MARC BLUESTEIN: Yeah, probably. Probably sooner than later…
JEN WILSON: Yeah.
MARC BLUESTEIN: I’m sure, at this rate.
But, yeah! Go on BizarreBuffet.com ! Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.
AND, YEAH!
Until next time..My name is Sleepwalking.
JEN WILSON: And I am the Boston Brothel.
MARC BLUESTEIN: What a GREAT name…
MARK TAURIELLO: And I’m Freddy Krueger.
MARC BLUESTEIN: OH MY GOD!
MARK TAURIELLO: SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS!
JEN WILSON: OH MY GODDDDDD……..NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.
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